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NEW! Vinyl Records!

"Wordplay" on limited-edition 12" transparent purple/black splatter vinyl?? SAY WHAT!? It's true!

Hear the sounds of "Wordplay" in their delicious analog glory. Marvel at the absolutely beautiful transparent purple vinyl with black splatter, which is meant to represent your mind being blown by Michael Zucker's incredible job remastering the album specifically for this medium. Do the word search in a more reasonable size! Limited edition!!

Wordplay Vinyl cover and record

Wordplay Vinyl package

International customers: Please shop on my Bandcamp page to properly calculate shipping. Thanks!!!


Chipocrite shirts are only $15 (plus $3 for shipping)! Now you can wear your fandom with pride. Available in several sizes (S, M, L, XL, 2XL).

Chipocrite t-shirt

If your size is out, just let me know and I'll inform you when it's restocked.


"Wordplay" CDs are now available!

Wordplay CD cover
Wordplay CD back
Wordplay CD inside

"8-Bit Lebowski" CD

8-Bit Lebowski CD

Don't be a nihilist — visit my Bandcamp Page to order a disc or download the EP!

"Hit and Run" — six all-original hot trax! $5 plus shipping!

Hit and Run CD

Zoey already has hers!

Or, download "Hit and Run" from Bandcamp — pay what you want!

Combo Packages

"Hit and Run" CD/Bass Drop shirt combo

CD/Shirt Combo

Get both a CD and a shirt for only $18 plus $5 shipping! All in all, you get $3 off — that's a dollar off the shirt, a dollar off the CD and a dollar off the combined shipping. Save money while being extra awesome! Choose your shirt size below, and I'll send them both off to you post-haste.

Shirt Size

If you're buying the combo, please make sure your cart only contains one item: "Chipocrite - Bass Drop shirt/Hit and Run CD COMBO" with the correct size. Otherwise you'll get charged for individual items. Thanks!

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